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my playlist right now...
Vietnamese - Nguoi ban than ten buon
Wedding Present - No
Wedding Present - Why Are You Being So Reasonable Now?
Wedding Present - Everyone Thinks He Looks Daft
Wedding Present - What Have I Said Now
today in history...
1664 - Dutch surrender New Amsterdam (NY) to 300 English soldiers
1921 - 1st Miss America crowned (Margaret Gorman of Washington DC)
1963 - 77th US Womens Tennis: Maria Fraser beats Margaret Smith Court (75 64)
1969 - 89th US Mens Tennis: Rodney G Laver beats Tony Roche (79 61 62 62)
1991 - Buffalo Bill Jim Kelly passes for 6 touchdowns vs Pitts (52-34)
and birthdays...
1841 - Anton¡n Dvor k, Nelahozeves Czech, composer (New World Symphony)
1904 - Carlos Sanchez Malaga, composer
1930 - Emilio Azcarraga Milmo, media tycoon
1951 - Timothy Gullikson, tennis player/coach (Pete Sampras)
1956 - Maurice Cheeks, NBA guard (NY Knicks, Phila '76ers)
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Doctors are trained to be awfully nice and
sympathetic. However next time you'll know what they're really
saying... Having once had the dubious pleasure to work with a bunch of
doctors I can vouch for these ...so true to life and much funnier than
lawyer jokes! ;)
- "There is a lot of that going around." - That's the third one this week.
I'd better learn something about this.
- "Well, what have we here..?" -
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.
- "Let me check your medical history." -
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with
you.
- "We have some good news and some bad news."
- The good news is, I'm going to
buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
- "Let's see how it develops." - Maybe in a few days it will grow into something
that can be cured.
- "Let me schedule you for some tests." - I have a forty percent interest in the
lab.
- "I'd like to have my associate look at
you." - He's going through a messy
divorce and owes me a bundle.
- "I'd like to prescribe a new drug." - I'm writing a paper and would like to
use you for a guinea pig.
- "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me
a call." - I don't know what it is.
Maybe it will go away by itself.
- "This may hurt a little." - Last week two patients bit off their tongues.
- "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are
we..?" - I'm stalling for time.
Who are you and why are you here?
- "This should fix you up." - The drug company slipped me some big bucks to
prescribe this stuff.
- "Do you suppose all this stress could be
affecting your nerves?" - You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees
with me...
- "If those symptoms persist, call for an
appointment." - I've never heard of
anything so disgusting. Thanks goodness I'm off next week.
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